Monday, June 27, 2011

Friday, June 24, 2011

Han's last ride

In 2004, Dark Horse Comics published "Into The Great Unknown," a 10-page story that marked the first Lucas-approved (if non-canonical) meeting of Han Solo and Indiana Jones.

In Star Wars Tales #19, Han and Chewie are on the run from the Imperial fleet and, as a desperation move, force the Millennium Falcon to complete a blind hyperspace jump.

The jump deposits them in our solar system (which Han doesn't recognize), and the Falcon crash lands in the American Northwest. Han comments on its resemblance to Endor, and the two smugglers set out to find a settlement. A Native American tribe sees the duo and riddles Han with a flurry of arrows. After Chewbacca butchers Han's assailants, Han dies, leaving the Wookiee on Earth all by his lonesome.

Then, this happens:

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Bitches be trippin!

The following entry is from a guest blogger

This video is only slightly funny to me for a few different points....

A) The whole "I'm a super hot girl and I'm a bigger geek than you" shtick is actually getting really old.

B) After many years of experience I can tell a true fan from someone who just regurgitates the shit they hear come out of the mouths of others. She is obviously the later, because of.....

C) The final, and most insulting, nail in the coffin...she says,"Almost as silly as Yuuzhan Vong killing Chewbacca."
What!? Try as silly as your poorly researched star wars reference.
For your information princess; The Yuuzhan Vong were a race from another galaxy who wanted to take over.
Chewbacca, or Chewie, was killed in the year 25 A.B.Y (After the Battle of Yavin) on the Outer Rim world of Sernpidal.
He risked his life saving Anakin Solo. His best friends son.
He died a hero.
Sure it may have been because the Yuuzhan Vong had used a gravity-altering dovin basal creature to pull Sernpidal's moon Dobido down to a shattering collision.
But mark my words!
There was nothing "silly" about Chewbacca's death!
You cold hearted bitch.

Dictated but not read
-Han Solo

Zelda, Williams, and Beardface.

That beard is more epic than the game has been in awhile.

I'd also like to add that I think it is just awesome Robin Williams named his daughter after the princess.

Taste the Biscuit!!!

Seems like mom and dad got into the wacky weed and decided to write a song.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

There's something wrong with Woody.

Hey Buzz. Does this taste funny to you?

Follow the further misadventures of Woody and all his friends

Frodo Douchebaggins.

About time!

So I don't know how I missed this...but apparently the Center for Disease Control and Prevention posted a blog on May 16th of this year informing people on how best to prepare for a zombie apocalypse.
Basically the CDC says if you just treat it like every other disaster you'll be alright.
I don't want to tell the CDC or even FEMA how to do their job.....but really!?

To quote Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park,"But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

Someday I might actually publish my zombie survival plan. I just don't think the world is ready for that level of preparedness.
But you can still pick up a copy of Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide.

Just remember it's only a matter of time before mankind tries to kill itself again.
So be ready!

Tuesday, June 14, 2011


So apparently this was revealed at the 2011 Toy Fair. I don't know.
All I do know is that I must have it in my collection. Right next to He-Man.

Don't toy with my emotions Marvel.

I can now allow myself to start getting excited for this movie.
My inner 10 year is having a joy seizure as I type this!

Monday, June 13, 2011

Saturday, June 11, 2011

With the cheese of the Devil!

Caesar... Caesar! This is not how it was meant to be.

I so can't wait for this monkey. Even though the last one was awful.....I can't help it I'm a huge fan of POTA

From the planet Junkion!

Anchalee Saengtai uses scrap metal to build some pretty awesome Autobot sculptures!

Bet they could build a pretty sweet Wreck-Gar!!

I need a evil lair!

I can't be the only one who has ever wanted their own Bat-cave...or at the very least a place to wait out the zombie apocalypse.
Well I have finally found a place for just that. You can buy your own Cold War missile silo!
Here's what I mean.....You could turn this.....

......into this.......

So....anyone want to go halfsies?

Random Trek pics....

For no particular reason I had to post these.......

Friday, June 10, 2011

It's half past an electron.

I do believe I've found my next watch!!!


Disney promos....

I don't remember where I found these promo pics I think it was a campaign Disney was doing last year.
I think their pretty awesome...not just Jeff Bridges as Beast, but Jessica Biel as Pocahontas.....I'm mean COME ON!!!


@Peanutweeter blog compiles random, amusing tweets with stock Peanuts artwork by Charles M. Schulz.
Here's a few of my favorites.

Doctor the Vampire Slayer.

This works so well....especially with Steven Moffats Doctor.