About time!

So I don't know how I missed this...but apparently the Center for Disease Control and Prevention posted a blog on May 16th of this year informing people on how best to prepare for a zombie apocalypse.
Basically the CDC says if you just treat it like every other disaster you'll be alright.
I don't want to tell the CDC or even FEMA how to do their job.....but really!?

To quote Jeff Goldblum from Jurassic Park,"But, John. If the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists."

Someday I might actually publish my zombie survival plan. I just don't think the world is ready for that level of preparedness.
But you can still pick up a copy of Max Brook's Zombie Survival Guide.



Just remember it's only a matter of time before mankind tries to kill itself again.
So be ready!

I need a evil lair!

I can't be the only one who has ever wanted their own Bat-cave...or at the very least a place to wait out the zombie apocalypse.
Well I have finally found a place for just that. You can buy your own Cold War missile silo!
Here's what I mean.....You could turn this.....


......into this.......



So....anyone want to go halfsies?

Zombie Survival Kit

I need one of these.........