
I start my new job at Target tomorrow. I'll be working in a department store......just like Ash.
Ash: Lady, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the store.
Possessed woman: Who the hell are you?
Ash: Name's Ash.
[cocks rifle]
Ash: Housewares.

[Ash grabs girl close]
Ash: Hail to the king, baby.
[Ash kisses the girl]
Wish me luck.....